Archive for October, 2010

How to Annoy Your Physics Professor?

Well, today while surfing on the net, one page caught my attention. The heading was interesting- “Things to do to Annoy Your Physics Professor” 😛

I just share them in here. So enjoy the 25 things to do to annoy your physics professor :mrgreen:

1. At the same time during every lecture, slowly lift yourself up out of your chair and cry out, “Look! Anti-gravity!” As soon as the professor turns to look at you, let yourself fall back into your chair, shrug your shoulders and say, “Guess not.

2. Try to confuse him/her with sentences or questions containing a bunch of unrelated things, but sound like they could actually mean something. For example, “Why not just write the answer as ReAd MoRe…

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Just relax, take a cup of coffee and enjoy the Jokes !

1)An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel.
The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. He goes back to bed.


Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc. extinguishes the fire with ReAd MoRe…

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